So liberals are hypocrites AND condescending Terrell?Ahem....
terrell wrote:Chip_Jett wrote:Have you? The reason for my post is i do play real golf, alot longer than you have im sure. If you drop down 2 clubs out of a fairway trap with a flat clean lye you must be a real hack lol.
that is just so unbelievably s t u p i d, chip, on every level. you sound like an eighth grader. and you know nothing about golf.
That said,i find it extremely ironic i got this email at work today(yeah some people work Saturdays).Hope you enjoy it Ripper ya condescending yankee!
Here's a little test to determine whether you are a Liberal,Conservative,or a Redneck:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and 2 kids when an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife suddenly comes around the corner,looks you in the eye,screams obscenities,praises Al lah,raises the knife and charges at you.
You're carrying a Glock 9 mm and are an expert shot.You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.What do you do?
Liberal's answer:
Well,that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have i ever done anytihing to him to make him want to attack me?
Could we run away?
What does the wife think?
What do the kids think?
Could i possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
Whats does the law say about this situation?
Does the gun have an appropriate safety buit into it?
Why am i carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send society and my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy just killing me?
Does he definately want to kil l me,or would he be happy just wounding me?
If i were to grab his knees and hold on,could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should i call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes,have a paint and deweed day and make this street a happier healthier street to discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Conservaitve's answer:
BANG!
Redneck's answer:
(Sound of tobacco spit hitting the street)BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...(sounds of reloading)
Peace thru superior fire power,
Steve