WHY I AM ME....

[BLACK_BONES]

HARDY HAY HAY MY FELLOW LINKSTERS!!

I'V BEEN SHARPENING MY SKILLZ DURING MY TIME OFF, AND HAVE NOW CHARTED EVERY POSSIBLE HOLE/COURSE THEY USE ON THIS TOUR.

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY LEGENDARY BLACK_BONES!!! HARDY HAR HAR!!!!

AND WAS ALSO KNOWN AS THE SEXXXXY JENNIPRO THAT DOMINATED THE ZONE FOR SOME TIME.

I AM HERE TO SAY I AM PLAYING MY FINAL SEASON BEFORE I HEAD TO RETIREMENT...

IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PUT SOMETHING BACK FROM THE COMMUNTIY THAT HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH AMUSEMENT.

I JUST DONATED $100,000 TO THIS SITE....WHY?? CAUSE I CAN!

HARDY HAR HAR!!
BLACK_BONES
"THE MAN THAT PUTS MEAT BEFORE HIS COOKIES!"

[SE_BlackBeard]

AHOY THARR M8Y, JOIN ME IN MY GRAND TOURNEY "BLACKBEARD ADVENTURES" YOU WILL BE DELIGHTED AS IT WAS DEDICATED TO YOU FOR ALL THE YEARS YOU TERRORIZED THE HIGH SEAS OF THE LINKS COMMUNITY!

AND YOHOHOHO A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!

[Hogan1956]

BB good to see your alive and kicking brother, the links community appriciates your donation. We also hope you take advantage of your privlages by actually completing 1

[Pas11]

Your a good man Bones!!!

[canuck]

I wanna play the season he,s playing

[Larry_Warrilow]

if blacky is a real meat eating stud, we may have a nice weekly smack down scenario that will be an interesting draw for the other studs at whatever level. on the other hand, trash talk is only cool if you can actually show up. lw

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[RR_Desperado]

Rumor has it that Bones is really a pirate at heart .

[BLACK_BONES]

MY COMRADES!! I TIP MY SWORD TO EACH ONE OF YOU FINE SPECIESwithfeces....

WITH GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT, I ANNOUNCE TO YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... I WILL NOT BE COMING OUT OF RETIRMENT TO PLAY ONE LAST SEASON.

TODAY AT WORK THERE WAS A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT....

I WAS HIGH LIKE USUAL WHILE WORKING OUR 150 TON PIRANA( AS PICTURED ), AS A CO-WORKER CAME UP TO ME AND WAS CHIN-WAGGIN ABOUT GETTING MY RECIPES FOR MY DELUXE BB COOKIES LINE ( PRIVATE MESSAGE IF INTERESTED IN A BOX OF YOUR FINEST MADE COOKIES! MADE IN CANADA BY THE LEGENDARY BLACK_BONES)
ANYWAYS....

AS I WAS TELLING HIM "NO WAY JOSE!!! HARDY HAR HAR!!" , I PRESSED THE BUTTON FOR THE 150 TON STEEL KNOTCHER WHICH UNFORTUNATLEY MY HAND WAS THERE....
YOU GET THE PICTURE.... BLACK_BONES IS LEFT WITH A THUMB ON HIS RIGHT AND A STUB FOR A INDEX. (APPROX: 7 MILIMETERS IN LENGTH FOR THE TRIVIAL PEOPLE)

NOT ONLY DID I LOSE A HAND...I LOST A GREAT LOVER, WHO WAS ALWAYS THERE FOR ME!

LIKE THE TIME I WAS 23 WISHING TO FIND MY OTHER LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND TO LOSE MY PRECIOUS "V"....SHE WAS THERE FOR ME!

TODAY I START A NEW LIFE....
TOMORROW I CRY ALONE...
THE NEXT DAY I'LL PROBABLY [censored] THE WIFE....
THEN MOVE TO THE CAPITOL OF SIERRA LEONE!

BLACK_BONES

"THE MAN WHO DREAMS TO BE ME"