To save people the trouble of guessing, here's the story. It should be self-evident.
I finally decided "if you can't beat them, join them", and I hired Roy to play the tournament for me. Everything was mostly okay for 3 rounds, but then there was a dispute because I wanted a 20% rebate for round 2. Well at that point it all fell apart and I had to play round 4 myself.
Or.. I had snap troubles in round 4, particularly with my putter, and by the time I got to hole 15, I had lost my will to fight and splashed it on 15 and 17, with two crazy interpretations of the drop area.
Cheers,
Ronnie (and there was the 41 foot par saving putt in round 2 to keep it from going off the rails early).